My lovely girlfriend!

I dedicte this space, with photos, to my sexy, beautiful, crazy, talented and totally fuckworthy girlfriend Michelle Tofi!

As you can see, we're both partial to a bit of healthy 'tache growing action...


The Bon Jovi days:


She's a total junkie show off. This is probably why I love her.


She's my little cutie pie...even when she is using a sex toy as a telephone...hmmm..


The first time we went shopping together and she bought this shit top for like £52. I never understood that, but I ummmd and ahhd accordingly:


Here we are sharing our first kiss! If only we knew then what we know now....



So yeah, short and sweet..there are so many more pictures of Michelle I would love to share...but I'm sure she would beat me for that, and some, well, let's just say they are for my eyes only! One day, when I'm all good at blogging and websites and stuff, I will dedicate a whole world to her. I already have given her my world and I love her so much.

MICHELLE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

My very own Holga!!!

My girlfriend rules!!! For my birthday she got me my very own Holga! For those of you that don't know, the Holga is an amazing camera. It isn't at all digital, and that feeling of loading a film roll into a camera after so many years compares to no other! It was my birthday present, even thought it isn't my birthday until the 12th of June...but, Michelle had some making up to do...

Let's not talk about that though, because quite frankly, I am much too excited about this beautiful CMY Holga! Yes, it really is CMY (cyan, magenta and yello), three primary colours. It looks exactly like this:



It's a toy-like, crappy and cheap looking plastic camera with a plastic lens, and it is bigger than my face, but I have never been more excited about anything in my entire life! Except when my dad bought me a stables with pony when I turned 10. I'm joking, he actually got me a unicorn. You may wonder why I would want a camera that takes pictures like this. Well, these days, everything is so clear, so sharp, so ugly...here's hoping to unique, charming photographs of my life. I can't wait to develop my first roll!

It came with all the crap you see, PLUS (!), a filter set to do all sorts of cool things with, a really cool Holga photo album, books, batteries, film, all these little tacks and sticky things to place photographs everywhere AND she also got me this notebook kinda book, er..it's a Holga book with pictures of London landmarks and it's full of inspiration, it's almost like a diary, and you can add your own photos and it even has maps and stuff of London. I love it all!

I don't feel sad that I've opened my birthday present already because we had the most awesome fun with it last night. We tried all different kinds of shots, with me and Michelle in the same frame, at different times. You never really know how your photos are going to turn out, if they'll even turn out at all! You can bet on blurry, soft images, light leaks, all this distortion! you can take as many pictures in one frame as you like, so if you hold your camera very still, or better yet, have a tripod, you can have a photograph with two you's! Or three or four or as many of the same person in one picture...obviously, being careful not to overexpose. I'm sure I will learn all this in time, as I get to know my beautiful Holga. I'll be sure to put up photos from my first roll of 120 film.

Until next time (hopefully with Holga pictures!), adios.

P.S. Dinner last night was amazing. I made it.

The making up game.

So, we totally made up. Woo! We had a funny sort of day, full of little arguments and bickering about crap. I think we are both very stubborn. But sometimes, you just have to let bygones be bygones. Bygones is a funny looking word isn't it? Then on my way home, I stopped off at West Ealing Broadway to surprise Michelle with Lychees because she loves them. As I was walking around, she called me and sounded very chirpy and said, 'lets go for dinner baby'.

This we did. But plenty happened before and after. So I got a bus home to get ready, when I was just getting in the shower, she tells me she's nearly in town so I'm like, 'fuck!' and try to hurry. I was like...20 mins late....and Michelle was not happy...we fought a bit more, she thought I was doing something with ???someone???

Anyway, she walked me over to this bar we haven't been to before but the bargirl totally ignored us; Michelle thinks it's coz we looked underage...which we are not! I never carry I.D. because I am 23 for god's sake!! But even when I bought cigarrettes (R.I.P. I have recently quit(a kebab gave me kidney damage (I like to think so), went to hospital, saw smoker hacking up stuff))), 'they' I.D'd me!!

So yeah, yadda yadda, we went for dinner to this lovely Indian restaurant called Laguna (great name), right next to this Greek place we are yet to try. It was totally delicious, service was awesome, staff fantastic, very polite for Indians! I'm Indian so I can totally say that! We argued a bit more etc etc. Then we hopped onto a bus and went to my work building, because I wanted to show Michelle where I work. She had stomach pains so we went back home, almost in complete silence. On the walk back to the house, I started to cry....gah! I just felt so sad.

We got back, lay there together but not quite together, in the dark....all naked. God, Michelle is sexy. I turned over to kiss her and goddamn did we kiss. I couldn't stop my hands from running all over her body, stroking her sides, kissing her everywhere. I cannot get enough of this girl. We made love, but it was late; I was almost falling asleep fucking her. This didn't stop me from wanting her to touch me though...I begged, I didn't get. Apparently, it's all about me tonight....

This morning, she made me breakfast...mmm i love Ready Brek, and she made a smiley jam face in my bowl. Maybe because I asked for it!

So, I totally love her, couldn't bear to leave her behind this morning (she has a day off). Her mum and sister are coming down tomorrow, she has a great family! Her dad is awesome, Sqaudron Leader Tofi. It's hot.

I can't wait to go home tonight and ravish her again. Or you know, watch TV or something.

Work

Hello! Welcome to my blog...I cannot think of anybody except my girlfriend Michelle who may read this. But if you are reading this blog, and you're not my girl...then, hi! My reasons for keeping a blog:

1. Michelle has one.
2. To prove that NHS Direct is a worthy service!

These are the only two reasons I have. Goodbye.